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Let me explain you a thing.
When I say I adore Misha Collins, I don’t mean because he’s attractive or funny (though that comes into it), I mean because he is a genuinely nice person.
I was at Asylum 10 this weekend, and for Misha’s autographs he wasn’t allowed to personalise things because of time constraints which is fair enough. However, when I was getting mine, I managed to blurt out (I mean it I was shaking really hard) how important it was to meet him, as Asylum 10 was a goal for me not to kill myself.
The second I said that he stopped writing and looked up at me, and his response was:
“You need better goals.” I almost laughed but I was really trying not to cry, so I responded with:
“No. I don’t.” At this point, he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, pen still off the paper. He looked up at me, shaking and almost crying and smiled and said the simplest thing. At this point he let my hand go.
“See you next year?” I nodded, I was shaking really hard and I picked up the picture and went to leave, but he grabbed my hand again and pulled me back a little. He asked for my name and then wrote what it says on the top left hand corner. He squeezed my hand and smiled and then let me go.
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i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
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- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- dean:
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
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If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing.
FUCKTRUMPET.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU
everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!REBLOGGING FOR THE COMMENT. Also, there is nothing wrong with casual consensual sex. This goes for both men and women. You don’t have to love the person you’re sleeping with in order to sleep with them. Sex is intimate but it’s not always romantic. Nobody is a slut or a whore for just casually sleeping with someone. Safety and consent are mandatory; love is not.
THAT COMMENTARY
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Just wanted to put this out lol
Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans
Sam Winchester VS The Clowns
Also:
Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans
Dean Winchester vs The Plane
also
Castiel vs anything:
Castiel vs Women
then there’s Bobby
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My 15 favourite Destiel fics
Hands, From Which All Things Are Built by MajorEnglishEsquire [AO3] 14620 words, PG-13 Castiel travels with the angel tablet and without the Winchesters. One day, Dean gets a text from some anonymous number. (They speak in the language of need.) A post-08.17 Goodbye, Stranger story.
Try-Something Tuesday by almaasi [AO3] 48284 words, NC-17 Human AU. Dean Winchester teaches a third-grade class. He’s new to this whole ‘bisexual’ thing - but by pure happenstance, he meets Castiel: a particularly dapper male librarian who moonlights as a substitute teacher. Dean’s curious and Castiel is willing, so why the hell not? Except, fate never intended it to be one-time-only…
Love in Every Stitch by Gedry [LJ] 11121 words, NC-17 Dean/Cas high school AU involving them being friends for a long time and Castiel falling in love with Dean and knitting him a sweater.
This is Not Convenient by CloudyJenn [LJ] 11330 words, PG-13 If Castiel doesn’t find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean’s not about to let that happen.
I Like You (Like Me) by Carmexgirl [AO3] 11195 words, PG-13, Coffee Shop AU: Dean’s the owner of his own pretty successful coffee shop, and he’s absolutely, totally not in love with the hot accountant guy who comes in every day. He’s way out of his league. Isn’t he?
Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn [FFN] 11110 words, NC-17 Five ways Castiel made Dean feel.
We Need to Talk About Cas by MyMelancholyBaby [FFN] 4864 words, NC-17 2014verse! Dean knows that he needs to convince his 2009 self to do things differently when he gets back. It isn’t until Dean looks back at the way he has treated the man he loved that he realizes how far down he has really spiraled.
Only Connect by talli_approved [LJ] 2555 words, PG-13 AU: Dean and Castiel work in a bookstore together. Dean is annoying, but endearing. That doesn’t mean Castiel doesn’t want to kill him sometimes. Or at least fire him.
Time Flows Like Water and We’re Drowning by triedunture [LJ] 8000 words, NC-17 Cas from 2014 is sent back in time and meets Castiel and Dean circa season 5. Together, they decide to try to change the course of history.
Just After, But Before by cymbalism [AO3] 8711 words, NC-17 Just after Purgatory, but before whatever’s next, Dean has a broken angel to put back together.
Drunk On You by endversed [AO3] 4645 words, NC-17 AU: Cas is Sammy’s best friend, and Dean is the older brother who accidentally wants the seventeen year old.
Slow Dance by tiptoe39 [AO3] 2472 words, PG-13 Utter fluff. I had the image of Dean and Castiel slow-dancing and had to do something with it.
Healing Waters by SardonicShipper [FFN] 2639 words, NC-17 Purgatory flashbacks. Set after 8x06. Dean had dream about Cas.
When Charlie Met Cas by riseofthefallenone [AO3] 24650 words, NC-17 Charlie is back in all her glory. The Winchesters have showed up on her doorstep and she’s making the best of it the only way she knows how. By being the little sister Dean never wanted and shipping the shit out of Destiel.
Nothing Else Mattered by maddie-babz1993 [FFN] 23951 words, NC-17 AU Post 7.02: After the Leviathan take over Castiel, Dean resigns never to see his friend again. Until a mysterious girl turns up at Bobby’s later that same day. Could it be his Angel back for redemption? Girl!Cas (and sequel here 26456 words, NC-17)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/24933c9b57c81ab027f634f19d22dc81/tumblr_mn3yxfudMp1rys6ebo1_r1_500.gif)
My 15 favourite Destiel fics
- Hands, From Which All Things Are Built by MajorEnglishEsquire [AO3] 14620 words, PG-13 Castiel travels with the angel tablet and without the Winchesters. One day, Dean gets a text from some anonymous number. (They speak in the language of need.) A post-08.17 Goodbye, Stranger story.
- Try-Something Tuesday by almaasi [AO3] 48284 words, NC-17 Human AU. Dean Winchester teaches a third-grade class. He’s new to this whole ‘bisexual’ thing - but by pure happenstance, he meets Castiel: a particularly dapper male librarian who moonlights as a substitute teacher. Dean’s curious and Castiel is willing, so why the hell not? Except, fate never intended it to be one-time-only…
- Love in Every Stitch by Gedry [LJ] 11121 words, NC-17 Dean/Cas high school AU involving them being friends for a long time and Castiel falling in love with Dean and knitting him a sweater.
- This is Not Convenient by CloudyJenn [LJ] 11330 words, PG-13 If Castiel doesn’t find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean’s not about to let that happen.
- I Like You (Like Me) by Carmexgirl [AO3] 11195 words, PG-13, Coffee Shop AU: Dean’s the owner of his own pretty successful coffee shop, and he’s absolutely, totally not in love with the hot accountant guy who comes in every day. He’s way out of his league. Isn’t he?
- Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn [FFN] 11110 words, NC-17 Five ways Castiel made Dean feel.
- We Need to Talk About Cas by MyMelancholyBaby [FFN] 4864 words, NC-17 2014verse! Dean knows that he needs to convince his 2009 self to do things differently when he gets back. It isn’t until Dean looks back at the way he has treated the man he loved that he realizes how far down he has really spiraled.
- Only Connect by talli_approved [LJ] 2555 words, PG-13 AU: Dean and Castiel work in a bookstore together. Dean is annoying, but endearing. That doesn’t mean Castiel doesn’t want to kill him sometimes. Or at least fire him.
- Time Flows Like Water and We’re Drowning by triedunture [LJ] 8000 words, NC-17 Cas from 2014 is sent back in time and meets Castiel and Dean circa season 5. Together, they decide to try to change the course of history.
- Just After, But Before by cymbalism [AO3] 8711 words, NC-17 Just after Purgatory, but before whatever’s next, Dean has a broken angel to put back together.
- Drunk On You by endversed [AO3] 4645 words, NC-17 AU: Cas is Sammy’s best friend, and Dean is the older brother who accidentally wants the seventeen year old.
- Slow Dance by tiptoe39 [AO3] 2472 words, PG-13 Utter fluff. I had the image of Dean and Castiel slow-dancing and had to do something with it.
- Healing Waters by SardonicShipper [FFN] 2639 words, NC-17 Purgatory flashbacks. Set after 8x06. Dean had dream about Cas.
- When Charlie Met Cas by riseofthefallenone [AO3] 24650 words, NC-17 Charlie is back in all her glory. The Winchesters have showed up on her doorstep and she’s making the best of it the only way she knows how. By being the little sister Dean never wanted and shipping the shit out of Destiel.
- Nothing Else Mattered by maddie-babz1993 [FFN] 23951 words, NC-17 AU Post 7.02: After the Leviathan take over Castiel, Dean resigns never to see his friend again. Until a mysterious girl turns up at Bobby’s later that same day. Could it be his Angel back for redemption? Girl!Cas (and sequel here 26456 words, NC-17)
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Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog
lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
