I am Iris Lam

tomatolovers:

• A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by rae-for-the-win
• This Dance
• Bottoms Up! ** (I know its’s really long but definetely worth the reading, it also goes after This Dance but can be read alone)
• The Way the Heart Works *
• In Mind or Heart * (sequel to the previous…

lucy-vanpelt:

(via rainbowfruitpastilles)

ballato:

oh the weather outside is frightful

but the internet is so delightful

(Source: isobert, via fromknighttoking)

losthitsu:

mint-chocolategelato:

My top 9 France/England fanfiction:

Static
What the heart forgets
Sign a new agreement with iTunes
Sixty-four
Anatomy of an anomalous relationship
I believe in the power of monsters
The night starts here
Dieu et mon Droit
depourvue, chers

People seemed to like my CanAme covers, so I decided to do FrUK too. <3

DO YOU SEE THIS OHGOD I FEEL FAINT /swoon how does this happen.

ihopebarackobama:

I hope Barack Obama’s essay questions are always on the topic he just studied.

roriarty:

tea-and-murders:

BBC YOU BASTARDS NO

NOO BUT IT WAS SO GOOD IT JUST NEEDED MORE PUBLICITY

xanthe pls

(Source: patientfine-balanced-kind, via thesocialhermit)

did-yuo-kno:

WOW, THEY EVEN TOOK CREDIT FOR MY ART WORK (I added the tears)!! I’m going to sue

smooottth stealing

(Source: poyzn)

alexisagirlsname:

2.15pm on Sunday 27th May

My doorbell rings. The car has arrived. Yes, I have a ‘car.’ He goes by the name of Derek and he’s just pulled up in his Audi A8 to take me to the Corinthia to get my hair and make up done. Yes, this is actually happening. It’s the day of the…

drinkingteaandwatchingporn:

emeryskawaiioncelerass:

naoicryingalonewithpottery:

princeofdoki:

psiioniiphiile:

pokem0an:

and it happened in florida

everything starts in florida

we’re all going to die nice knowing you all 

I live in Georgia.

Help. I have never been this close to a threat before.

well that’s actually kinda scary

fuck

Scary? That’s fucking exciting. Do you guys understand how long I’ve been preparing for this moment?

That’s right.

My entire life.

wow shit

georgian hiding under his blankets here

English person without fear, right here. We’ll just get the Queen to ninja kick that bastard into the next century. Prince Philip, being that old anyway, will follow this zombie scum wherever he goes; travelling forward in time to find him. With him, he will take british essentials, cups of tea and some grand national tickets. Harry would’ve probably tagged along in these time shenanigans, being the ignorant blighter he is, and would laugh in the face of his grandaddy as he tried to defeat this monster from hell. Harry would then take it upon himself to fill the teacups with booze, and drink himself stupid, before dressing up as a nazi and having sex with this zombie until he zombied no more.

But unnawares to the americans, this was just a giant eurovision promotional stunt, and not a zombie at all. Americans have no idea what eurovision is, so simply labelled it as a zombie attack.

Why then, did the monarch and her pose kick the bugger into the next millennia you may ask. Simple answer is we knew about this eurovision stunt, and joined in with the whole zombie ploy to show those Swedish bastards we mean business; and that the only reason we don’t try is because WE HAVE THE OLYMPICS. 

And we can’t afford to host it next year.

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